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Rave reviews by highly-respected presidential historians:

Doris Churns Good-Wind  Presidential historian for Lyndon B. Johnson:
"My book showed about Johnson showed that despite Vietnam, ‘LBJ’ stood for civil rights, the war on poverty, etc., but this wonderful book shows that under Clinton, ‘LBJ’ stood for .... well, you know."

Michael Best-Sloth  Renowned presidential historian:
Roosevelt put a chicken in every pot, but this book shows Clinton put a part in every chick."

Steven Ambrozia  Presidential historian and renowned World War II historian, speaking with unusual candor and punditry:
"History tells us Ike's men stormed the beach, but this book reveals that Clinton married one."

Larry Saboteur  Renowned expert on Presidential Politics:
"Historians have long debated whether the men made the presidency or the presidency made the men, but this excellent book shows that during the Clinton Presidency, the President made the women-- or at least most of them." 

Richard Nixon  Speaking through the Spirit-World Spokeswoman, Shirley McLame:
"This book proves what everyone knew all along-- that despite Watergate, I was really a dull, unimaginative guy as far as presidents go-- I was trying to get someone to erase a tape, but Clinton was trying to get someone to take a raise."

Rave reviews by highly-respected news reporters, political analysts, pundits, columnists, activists, celebrities, etc.

Jim Lair  Award-winning anchor of The New Sour on Pee, B.S.:
"This is a comprehensive account of Clinton's skill in dodging questions by polite journalists.

Brit Hewn  Anchor of Special Retort on FoxNews:
"If this book were a news program, I’d say, ‘Don’t touch that dial, folks-- you’re really gonna like this.’"

Rash Lumbar   Modest Talk-Show Host, Radio Hall-of-Famer, and almost-MNF-commentator:
"Reading this book just reminded me how often great half-minds (i.e., those needing only half their brains to out-argue adversaries) run in the same track. However, I have it on good authority that the author of this book only has half-a-mind.

Bill Krystol  Commentator on Fox News and Editor of The Weakly Standown:
"Although I do have Krystol balls, I'm can't be sure this book is destined for the best-cellar list."

Chris Mattchews   The "James Joyce Stream of Consciousness" Pundit on MSNBC’s Hardboiled:
"I think this book is the product of a clever ploy by Bill Clinton -- probably focus-group-tested on peasants under glass -- to create sympathy for himself as the victim of an unfair expectation that he should remove the bathtub ring for Al Gore."

Tim Russler  Award-winning Moderator of Bleep the Press:
"To the author of the Clinton Liebrary Book I ask the same question I asked Jesse The Mind Ventura: 'What do you want to be in your next life since your writing this book might well shorten the life you’re having right now?' "

Paul Harvee  Award-winning radio commentator:
"From modest beginnings with only a half-wit sense of humor, the author of this book chronicles the rise of another baby-boomer from modest beginnings to the height of power as President while all the way being surrounded by aggressive females demanding his attention. In other words, this book tells the rooster the story."

Madd Rudge   Pioneering internet journalist:
"Critics call me a gossip reporter, but compared to the material in this book, my reporting has been quite straight-laced."

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